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Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Canada
Job: im 16, numbnuts

To access NG Admin Status, Hold the Left & Right Triggers, and then press Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B A. Lmfao.

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Sign-Up Date:
6/22/06

Level: 12
Aura: Light

Rank: Safety Patrol
Blams: 130
Saves: 193
Rank #: 25,596

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 1,430 / 1,600
Exp. Rank #: 24,307
Voting Pow.: 5.40 votes

BBS Posts: 821 (0.63 per day)
Flash Reviews: 8
Music Reviews: 1
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LULZ

Posted by Unlockable Jun. 1, 2008 @ 8:25 PM EDT

75.126.180.72
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What's going on?

Posted by Unlockable Sep. 26, 2007 @ 11:01 PM EDT

Good god im bored.

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Check out my latest submission!!!

Posted by Unlockable Sep. 10, 2007 @ 9:52 PM EDT

Here it is folks! My first flash submitted on my path to flash greatness!

I must give special thanks to:

BigFuzzyKitten, for the inspiration and being an overall swell guy

BatDan for being a fun conversationalist and a fellow fan of Guitar Hero

bigbadron for--- wait, that guys a complete cunt, fuck him!

RabidEchidna, in an "in honor" sort of sense for being a great NG mod when he was one, and for winning a shock site contest a year back, and for making some of the only screamers on NG.

Egoraptor, for some of the funniest paradies/fbf animations i have ever seen.

If i forgot someone, ill edit this post with them later!

Much epic <3 and lulz....

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Interview with Stamper

Posted by Unlockable Aug. 27, 2007 @ 6:38 PM EDT

Greetings, Mr.Will Stamper. I am requesting you to participate in a short interview. Just put your response under each answer.

How did you get so good at drawing?

Practice.

Why do you draw so many penises?

Practice.

When did you start drawing?

A while ago.

What was your first drawing?

Dunno.

Any favorite or least favorite NG users?

No.

Any favorite or least favorite drawings you've made?

No / all of them.

Any insider info on Newgrounds type stuff, like anything going on in the office, upcoming site features, etc.?

None.

Thank you for pa9rticipating.

You're we9lcome.

........Seems like a man of few words.

Man of few IQ points.
Grandaddy of drawing penises.

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IM NOT NITROOXIDE

Posted by Unlockable Aug. 25, 2007 @ 4:50 PM EDT

Seriously. I'm not. We live in very different places.

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I HATE THE BBS!!!

Posted by Unlockable Aug. 7, 2007 @ 4:42 PM EDT

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/75 2848

Why must i be flamed to a smolting crisp for wanting the BBS to be cleaner than a louisiana scat porno?!?!

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I Farted

Posted by Unlockable Aug. 4, 2007 @ 11:19 PM EDT

And it was loud and long. And hilarious.

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My Rant For Today

Posted by Unlockable Jul. 19, 2007 @ 2:32 AM EDT

KittyKrew should all die in a fire
So should Star Syndicate
So should Enoll
So should Fab auras
So should bigbadron
So should JadeTheAssassin
So should BatDan's audio submission
So should FatBadger
So should myspace faggots
So should people who don't like hentai

Thats it for the moment.

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FUCK YOU PALTALK!!!!!

Posted by Unlockable Jul. 18, 2007 @ 4:55 PM EDT

I can't even begin to explain how retarded it is. Look at the things i get bounced for:

-Being 15, so the fuck what? other little 13 year olds are in there!
-Sounding high pitched on the mic. SO THE FUCK WHAT? ITS MY VOICE?
-Asking to play music
-Asking why wade pretends he's on
-Practically doing anything without permission

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